theoldwolf: (Suck my Balls)
One of the worst Nigerian scam letters I've seen.



Attention,


We have been receiving several complain from citizen of US for their unclaimed Award/Prize winning and Inheritance fund that have been pending for long by the Government of Nigeria and their agency but with the help of our specialist invited from US we have been able to find out why your unclaimed and payment have been delayed.

1. It has get to our notice that you have been dealing with wrong people who parade themselves as government agency. 2. You have not been able to meet up with the required document or fee to process your claim. 3. Due to your dormant attitude and negligence your fund was transferred to Government Bursary.

Right now we have concluded with the official bank handing the transfer of your fund to bring down all the required fees so you can be able to met up to their demand for the transfer of your fund to you. And we going to investigate the transaction to make sure that it follow legal procedure to avoid leading you to trouble when the fund finally get to your account.

All the document needed will be obtain and process by us and we will endorse on it on your behalf to make sure that your interest is protected for security reason, so be rest assure that with us your fund will be release to you soonest as soon as you met up with the fee needed.

After our investigation and meeting with the Director of the CBN we agree that you have to pay for the this little charges before the transfer/delivery will commence is because of our intervention they cut the charges down to $45.00usd;

1. VAT: $45.00usd


I want you to know that the fee is very little than what it is suppose to be due to our influence and intervention in this transaction the fees was cut down to $45.00sd and with this you are assured of the release of your fund to you once you come up with it.

Thanks and God bless you.


Mr. Richard Leo.
Secretary to the Consular,
United State Of America Embassy.
Abuja,Nigeria.
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Subject: Winning Notification From Nokia
Date: Sun, 16 Sep 2012 15:03:04 +0800

DON'T MISS THIS CHANCE ! CONTACT NOW!

A Great Offer From Nokia & GLF!

Contact Immediately for the claim of your US$50,000.00, your email id have won for you in this our yearly anniverssary! This is also part of our relief operation and encourage people
to be using NOKIA. Your email id was selected amongs the 10 lucky winners worldwide
in our Electronic Email ballot which was assisted by social Network services and email id providers. Your Winning Ref.NK900AC28

CONGRATULATIONS!

DO NOT MISS THIS ,CONTACT YOUR FUND PROCESSING
MANAGER IMMEDIATELY .

Mr. Steve Smith.Email. (stevesmith@globallinkfinances.com)

Click HERE To Contact Your Claims Agent for further directives and claim with

Your Full Name, Complete Address, Age, Sex and Phone number.

Please claim it out today, this is a limited offer !

Congratulations!
Customers Service

Copyright © 2021 NOKIA UK GLOBAL LOTTERY

This communication the property of Nokia Mobile Corporation in association with GLF and is intended for the use of the recipient to which it is addressed regarding his won promotional prize, and may contain confidential, personal, and or privileged information. Please contact us immediately if you are not the intended recipient of this communication, and do not copy, distribute, or take action relying on it. Any communication received in error, or subsequent reply, should be deleted or destroyed.


A message from nine years in the future!
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Hello Madam/Sir.!

are accepting applications....!!!
For qualified individuals To BECOME MYSTERY SHOPPER.
You will be asked to visit a business location to conduct business be it a
restaurant, shopping store ETC,Every task you'll Gets Funds.
We Will Give employees instructions for your assignment via email on the
location and details of the task.
If you can accomplish this task you'll Quickly Gets Interesting Gifts

If interested, ? Send Your Information Below .!
--------------------
F u l l N a m e:
Address (NOT P.O Box):
City, State, Zip:
A g e:
E m a i l:
Phone Number (Cell&Home):

Thank you for participation.

Regards,
Hiring Manager
Secret Shopper ®
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It never ceases to amaze. The hideous English, the unbelievable claims, the inconsistent names, the unprofessional look - and yet people still fall for this nonsense. People in America.

Scam letter dump beneath the cut )


Once again, if you have any questions:

1. Never give financial information to a stranger
2. Never pay money to collect a prize
3. There is no money waiting for you from Nigeria, South Africa, Benin, or anywhere.
4. If you are contacted by a stranger and the subject is money, it's a scam.
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Irony beneath the cut. )
Sheesh.
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Sallam Aleikum.

I am Mrs. Suha Tawil Arafat, the wife of Yasser Arafat, the Palestinian leader who died in Paris. Since the death of my husband I have been humiliated by the present leadership of the Palestinian Liberation Organization. I have been subjected to physical torture.

As a widow it was so painful, I have lost confidence with everybody in the country at the moment. I think you must have heard over the media reports on the discovery of my husband hard earned fund in his bank account and allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my late husband in my name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt Palestine (P.L.O).And they are not relenting on their effort to make me and my only Daughter poor. Hence my desire for a foreign assistance for the future of my only Daughter .But at the moment the issues has been solved and settled after they claimed some of my late husband funds.You can visit the BBC news broadcast below for your understanding of what I am talking about; I am now seeking your assistance in moving this fund to your care because i have made up my mind to stay off from people of Palestinian Liberation Organization.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/3479937.stm

Please I need your assistant over deposited fund amount $55,000,000,00.(Fifty-Five Million Dollars) with a Bank in abroad, So that I will permit the Bank to transfer the fund to your country for safe keeping and for lucrative business in your country in the name of my Daughter Zahwa. Please let this arrangement be known to you and I alone and l want all our correspondence should be strictly on email alone because my telephone number has been tapped and all my lines are monitoring in my country. lf you are willing to assist for our mutual benefits,

We have to negotiate on your Percentage of the $55,000,000.00 As I am ready to offer you 30% for you to assist me to buy a house and set up a business in the name of my (Daughter Zahwa) in your country and she will come and meet with you, Please do not betray me as you can as well view this report in the year August 2007 on:

http://www.jerusalemites.org/articles/english/2007/August/21.htm

This is how l was betrayed by some one l transferred my $11.5 Million Dollars to his Account and he size all the money and review my secret to his friend in Tunis, that is how l lost all the money, Please if you will be honest to me I will entrust more funds into your care and you will be having 30% percent on any of my money you receive, As this is one of the legacy that we will keep for our children.

But In case you don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international media as I am giving you this information in total confidence. Though we really do not know each other before, but I will greatly appreciate if you render me these assistants in good faith please expedite urgency. I have settled with the people of palestine this very fund now is my right so feel free.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Suha Tawil Arafat
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Good news my friend,

Good day, how are you today? I am writing to inform you that I have paid the fee for your Draft. And I went to the bank to confirm if the draft has expired or getting near to expire and Mr. Ahmed Zafa the Director of the Bank told me that before the Bank draft will get to your hand that it will expire.

So I told him to cash the $1,650,000.00 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS to cash payment to avoid losing this funds. However, all the necessary arrangement of delivering the $1,650,000.00 USD UNITED STATES DOLLARS in cash was made with GLOBAL MAX COURIER COMPANY here in Federal Republic of Nigeria.

Mr. Ahmed Zafa the Director of the Bank here has to package the sum of $1,650,000.00 USD in cash for me. Then he also agreed to help me to register the Consignment with GLOBAL MAX COURIER COMPANY. Infect I thank God very much for all the movement I made, every thing goes normally.

As for our agreement with the Global Max Courier Company they promised that your consignment will leave this Country on next week, But the Director of the GLOBAL MAX COURIER COMPANY said that they need your contacts informations to enable them meet up with you immediately the Diplomat Agent arrived to your Country. Please write a letter of application to the given address below.

ATTN: Mr. Somuaeida Destiny TEL: +234 7045 708018 EMAIL: global_max_couriercompany1972@yahoo.com.ph

Please, Send them your contacts information to enable them locate you immediately they arrived in your country with your BOX. This is what they need from you.

1. YOUR FULL NAME 2. YOUR HOME ADDRESS. 3. YOUR CURRENT HOME TELEPHONE NUMBER. 4. YOUR CURRENT OFFICE TELEPHONE. 5. A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE

Please make sure you send this needed information to the Director General of Global Max Courier Company Mr. Somuaeida Destiny with the address given to you.

Note. The Global Max courier company doesn't know the contents of the Box. It was registered as a BOX containing Africa cloths. They don't know it contains money. This is to avoid them delaying with the BOX. Don't let them know that is money that is in that Box.

I am waiting for your urgent response. You can even call the Director of Global Trust Courier company with this line: +234 7045 708018 for quick delivery of the box to your address.

Thanks and Remain Blessed.

Yours,Sister

Miss.Calista Nkiru
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You have been compensated with sum of $1,000,000.00 USD (One million Dollars) by the MICHELLE OBAMA'S FOUNDATION and UNITED NATIONS.

Please email your

[1] Full Names:________
[2] Contact Address: _______
[3] Direct Telephone No: _____|
4| Occupation :______
[5] Age :_____ to ( gautamhsbnk@cafuc.net ) for your claims. Please take note We have taken care of the cost of transfer (C.O.T) and the VAT.

CONTACT:- Managing Director of the HSBC BANK,UK
Name: Mrs. Heather Gautam
Private Email: gautamhsbnk@cafuc.net
MICHELLE OBAMA'S FOUNDATION 2012

------

Blistering twits...
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ZENITH BANK INTERNATIONAL Zenith Heights Plot 87 Ajose Adeogun Street,Lagos-Nigeria Attn: Payment Notification, This is to bring to your notice that, I have paid the re-activation fee and the delivery of your ATM MASTER CARD. I paid it because the ATM Card Code is {8119} $5.5 million, has less than three days to expire and when it expires the money will go into Government purse. With that I decided to help you pay the money so that the ATM Card will not expire because I know that when you get your ATM Card definitely you must pay me back my money and even compensate me for helping you. Now i want you to contact FEDEX COURIER SERVICE with your Full Contact information's so that they can deliver your Card to your designated address without any delay. Your Full Name............ Your Correct Telephone..... Home Address.............. Country................... City...................... Fax Number.............. Occupation................ A Copy of your ID......... Like i stated earlier The delivery charges has been paid but i did not pay their official keeping fees since they refused. They refused and the reason is that they do not know when you are going to contact them and dumorrage might have increase. They told me that their keeping fees is only sum of $75.00 per day and i deposited it yesterday been {18Th of June 2012} Call the director Hon. Dr Tony Obi on this line +2347045708018 as soon as you receive this mail. Below is their Contact Information's, Contact Person: Hon. Dr Tony Obi FEDEX COURIER SERVICE Email: fedexcourierexpresss01@yahoo.com Telephone: +2347045708018 Contact them Today to avoid increase of their keeping fees and let me know once you receive your Card. Regards. Dr. Smith Daye ATM OFFICE ZENITH BANK INTERNATIONAL Federal Republic of Nigeria West Africa.
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Good Day To You,

I am agent Betrend Belomondo; I have been trying to reach you on your
telephone about an hour now just to inform you about my successful arrival in
New York International Airport with your two boxes of consignment which I
have been instructed by our Company Fedex Courier Company to deliver to you.

The airport authority demanded for the legal back up papers to prove that the
funds is no way related to drug nor money laundry which i did presented to
them and they were very much pleased with the papers i presented but the only
thing that is still keeping me here is the
Indemnity Bond Certificate (IBC) and Anti Embezzlement Fund Certificate
(AEFC) which is not placed on the packages ( Funds ), one of the Airport
Authority has advise that I should get the Certificates so that I can exit the
airport immediately and make my delivery successful Direct to your House
Registered Address.

I try to reason with them and they stated that the two Certificates will cost
You Sum of $96.59USD to get the two Certificates placed on the package
because that Certificates will enable me get to your house successfully
without any interference.

They have scanned the package and found out that the fund is 100% spendable
and accepted by any bank in the whole world. So they only thing still keeping
me here is the Certificates which is to be secured from our head office in
Benin and send over here to be placed on the consignment boxes so as to enable
me proceed to meet with you.

So you are hereby advised to send the $96.59USD through western union or
money-gram to the information provided to you and get back to me with the pick
up details so i can forward it to our head office for them to pick up the
money, secure the Certificates and direct it over here to be placed on the
package so as to enable me proceed to meet with you. I hope everything is well
understood.

Below is the information to send the $96.59USD for the Certificates to be
secured and send over to me here.

Sender's Name............
Receiver Name.............Annie Joseph.
Country................Benin Republic
City..................Cotonou
Text Question...........One.
Text Answer.............Joseph
Amount..................
MTCN......................

Please try and reach me with my international roaming number (347 828
9548)(diplomatbetrend@e-mail.ua).as I can not afford to spend more time here
due to other delivery I have to take care in Bangkok.

Send the requested information so that we can proceed. Please,

Regards,
Diplomat
Betrend Belomondo.



Bloody hell...
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Arrived in an email as a .pdf attachment.




(Click through for full-size image)


I love the disclaimer at the end. You can bet your sweet bippy that Yahoo won't be responsible if you lose your money to these criminal douchebags.
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Found this message in my "other" message bin, dated April 12th - looks like a typical Nigerian scam.


The Facebook Team

Dear,

Congratulations! you are among the 100 lucky facebook email users that won $100,000 USD (One hundred thousand United States Dollars) each in the just concluded facebook Sweepstakes.

The Sweepstakes was organized to reward facebook email users because of their undying support and massive usage of the facebook email service.The facebook email was launched in November 2010 and by March 2012,facebook email users has passed 100 million,we were excited about this great number of facebook email users within a short period of time and we are hoping that this Sweepstakes will create awareness and encourage more facebook users to activate the facebook email feature on their facebook accounts.

Winners were picked randomly via a balloting process powered by Gmail.Your winning code is wumt33/us.visa23/ikobo11-85/lutrija98-99/mcfcth5-6-10/cardmt@gmail.com

You are required to report at any facebook office nearest to you and present to them your winning code,to enable them pay you the prize money and give you the winning documents.

Reply and tell us your city,to enable us send you a facebook office address nearest to you.

Thanks for using facebook email

The facebook Team


This message is so old I'm sure the scammers have now had all their existing accounts shut down, so I can't respond and find out how they are conducting their scam. "Facebook office nearest you?" That's a new one. I wonder if they got any bites at all... and I wonder what method they use to spam FB users' mailboxes?

At any rate, watch that "Other" message category, and be sure to report anything suspicious to the Facebook authorities.

Remember, if it sounds too good to be true, it is.
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Dear Friend,

It is with trust and sincerity that I approach you for assistance to transfer some funds into your bank account. Please do accept my apology if my mail infringes on your personal ethics. My name is Augustine Dinga, A Private Lawyer based here in Johannesburg South Africa. Honestly it will be my humble pleasure if we can work together.

I would like you to act as the next of kin to my deceased client, a citizen of your country ( Name withheld for security reasons) name that has the same last name with you who made a deposit of $23.5 million only with a Bank here in Johannesburg few years back. He died in a plane crash with his immediate family in a plane crash without any registered next of kin and as such the funds now have an open beneficiary mandate with a Bank, This means that any person from your country can act as the next of kin of the deceased person for claiming the inheritance funds without any risk involved.


Moreso,I have received official letter from the bank suggesting a likely proceeding for confiscation of the Fund in line with existing laws by the bank in which my client deposited the sum of $23.5 Million Dollars . According to the Government Law as provided in section 129 sub 63(N), South African Banking Edit of 1961 at the expiration of 11 years the fund will revert to the ownership of the South African Government, if nobody applies to claim the fund.


My proposition to you is to present you to the bank as the Next of kin and beneficiary of my deceased client so that the bank will pay this $23.5 million to you so that we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage of 60% for me 40% for you.

All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin will be provided by me. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

If you are interested in this transactions, Please do let me know immediately so that I can give you comprehensive details on how to proceed.

Regards,


Barrister Augustine Dinga
Telephone: +27787004077
EMAIL: augustinedinga908@gmail.com



Never mind that you're proposing that together we rob the bank you work for (even if this proposal were legitimate, which it's obviously not) but that you are

a) acknowledging that it's unethical, and
b) asking for my honest cooperation.

Anyone who falls for these 419 scams is asking for what they get; they thrive on greed and stupidity.

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From: Mrs. Maria Bongi Ntuli
Deputy Minister, Social Development
Rep. of South Africa.
Email: mrs_mntuli@minister.com

My Dearest in Christ,

My name is Mrs. Maria Bongi Ntuli currently the Deputy Minister of Social Development, Rep. of South Africa and has served in many capacities towards nation building.

You can view my profile at www.gov.za by clicking on government leaders, click on deputy ministers and locate Social development and read about me. I am married to late Mr. Zuma Ntuli and the marriage lasted for 25years with only a child before he died of an illness that lasted only for 6weeks but when he was alive we deposited the sum of USD30.5 million in a financial institution here in my country which was emanated as a result of an over invoiced contract he did with my former ministry. Though I assisted him in securing the contract but never knew he over inflated the contract and the government we are in under Comrade Jacob Zuma came up with a policy to review contracts awarded years ago and he is poised to confiscating funds with irregular tender, hence my contacting you.

Recently, my doctor told me that I will not last up to 6months because of my diagnosis of cancer and my most pressing problem is the stroke which I am managing before this new medical case. Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to a church or better still, a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in.
I want a person or church that will use this fund to churches, orphanages, research centers and widows propagating the word of God and to ensure that the house of God is maintained.
However, I and my late husband decided to use some of the money to work for God and live some for our son to have a better life but our son is just 15years old now having low maturity hence the reason for taking this bold decision and will like you to understand that my contact to you is by a divine direction; As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the Finance/bank and will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund.

Please contact me immediately you receive this email so that I will instruct the finance/bank to proceed in transferring the fund into your account immediately while I am still alive. PLEASE DO NOT CALL MY OFFICE LINE BECAUSE OF THE CONFIDENTIALITY OF THIS MONEY! I WILL GIVE YOU MY PRIVATE DIRECT LINE ON YOUR RESPONSE TO THIS EMAIL.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Maria Bongi Ntuli
Deputy Minister, Social Development
Rep. of South Africa.
Email: mrs_mntuli@minister.com


The above letter was emailed to the government feedback ombudsman in South Africa, along with relevant email headers. Not that it will do any good, but at least they will be aware that some drone is impersonating one of their active ministers.
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Attention Our Dear Customer,

I'm An Assistant Manager Western Union Branch Porto-Novo (Bank of Africa Benin SA) Benin Republic, My Name Is Mr.Frank Onueze, I am responding back to you this morning to inform you that Our General manager just passed away 5days ago (Died))).And all the files/documents was handed over to me yesterday, Luckily i went through all the files and found out that you have incomplete transfer in our custody,That's why I am writing to inform you that i have some funds at hand to assist you to complete your transaction here in our custody,but it's not yet complete and secondly you have to assure me that after i help you on this matter, and as soon as you receive your first installation payment that you will return my supported money back to me?

The reason why I want to help you out is because if this fund last for more than a year in our custody it will transfer to Government account.Therefore, I need your urgent respond today so that we shall finalize the transfer of your $5.5,00.0000. Thanks and God bless as am looking forward to hear from you as the funds beneficiary, remember that you will only receive one payment a day until your total sum of $5.5,00.0000. (five million five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars ) is transfer to you completely.Here is content email (www.western.union.11@hotmail.com)Re-confirm to us your receiver's details below to send the $5,200.00 to you.

Receiver name----------
Country--------------------
Address------------------
Question-------------------
Answer---------------------
Tel------------------------- --

THANKS FOR OUR PATRONAGE,
YOURS SINCERELY
Mr.Mr.Frank Onueze.TELEPHONE:(+229 985-022-66)
ASSISTANT MANAGER WESTERN UNION.
FOREIGN OPERATION MANAGER.


Thank you so much, Mr. Mr. Frank. I can't wait to receive my funds.
theoldwolf: (Suck my Balls)
From: "Mr.Steve Adams"<acmcoleman@cs.com>
Subject: Payment Release Instruction


In consideration of the above, you have been issued with this Exclusive Reference Identification umber(IMF/FRB-NY/9USXX10751/09), Vide Transaction No.: WHA/EUR/202 and Transfer Allocation No.: FRB/X44/701LN/NYC/US, Password: 339331, Pin Code: 78569, Certificate of Merit No: 104, Release Code No: 0876; Immediate IDB Telex Confirmation No: -222568; Secret Code: XXTN014. Having received these vital payment numbers, you are instantly qualified to receive and confirm your payment within the next 72hrs. Get back to me for more details TREAT AS URGENT. Mr.Steve Adams
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One of the best Nigerian scam letters I've ever seen. (For entertainment value, that is.)


How are you today?

This is to notify you that your case was presented to us and was deliberated upon Last Monday during the on going National Economic Summit of the Federal Republic of Nigeria in the presence of the president, Federal Republic Of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan, GCFR, the Honorable Minister of Finance, Dr. Olusegun Olutoyin Aganga, The Central Bank of Nigeria Governor, Mr. Sanusi Lamido Aminu and other key economic policy matters.

It was discovered to the dismay of all participants that your payment has been unnecessarily delayed despite been cleared by the authorized Financial regulatory bodies and It was also discovered that some unscrupulous individuals aiming to frustrating all your efforts have removed some vital documents from your payment file.

However, a 7-man harmonization, normalization, notarization, computerization and re-documentation committee has been set up to finally perfect all the necessary documentation to that effect and they have concluded their job. Everything is ready to go. After much strict scrutiny on your file, we discovered that some top government officials in Nigeria especially in banks are working against your interest in this case. To forestall any further atrocious act against you, we have decided to go into a pact with reputable Banks in USA to settle you
r payment.

You are to contact me immediately for the setting up of your accredited payment access code number, password and allocation of foreign exchange for your Payment through the nominated bank. Contact me via email: randy_davisjr44@english.tw

Best Regards Mr. Randy Davis Director, Speci.al duties, Foreign Operations Department Federal Ministry of Finance Federal Republic of Nigeria


How could I refuse, with a commitee like that working on my behalf?

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So in my previous post, I documented a scam solicitation from some flea-bitten camel-raper in Nigeria. Here's what I sent them back:


Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:10:22 -0600
To: cocacolalondon@shqiptar.eu (Notice the Albanian email address)
Subject: Re: CONGRATULATION! COCA COLA GREAT BRITAIN LONDON.

Oh wow, this is exciting. Please send me my winnings at once!

1. Full Name: Christian D. Sanders
2. Contact Address: 850 Bryant St., #525 San Francisco, CA 94103 (San Francisco Police Department)
3. Email Address: bitteboquette@devnull.com
4. Marital Status: Polygamist
5. Occupation: Restaurant Inspector
6. Age: 49
7. Sex: Male
8. Nationality: Jovian
9. Mobile Number: 415-553-1527
10. Amount won (in figure): £500,000.00 GBP
11: Network Operator: AT&T
12. A copy of your id or passport: Attached below





Aaand here's what I got today:

COCA-COLA GREAT BRITAIN LONDON
PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD

1 Queen Caroline Street
Hammer smith
London
W6 9HQ

Date: 03/16/2012.
TEL: +44 7035939689
Batch No: CK-RDD-186UK
Ref No: UK/9420X2/68

Attention: Mr. Christian D. Sanders,

This is to bring to your notice that your prize has been approved for payment and you will be receiving your prize through our paying Bank, Halifax Bank; London. However, our office has sent a signal to the paying Bank for your payment which includes your information’s sent. Sent a signal with the information's - awesome grammar there, Mr. Cameron.

Therefore, upon the Bank communication with you, you will need to register your package with the Government of Britain before your fund can be approved by the Ministry of Finance for transfer to your personal account you shall be providing to the Bank. Once the fund is transferred to your account, one of our officers will proceed to your home address for documentations and also have a photograph with you for further advertisement. Wow. They're sending someone all the way from England to take my picture.

Your package contains all of the followings: - The followings, hm?

i) Demand Draft
ii) Official Winning Certificate
iii) Affidavit of Claims Eligibility
iv) Other Covering Documents

Note that your prize is protected by a hardcover insurance policy under BRITISH INSURANCE CORPORATION, which makes it impossible to receive your due amount from the Bank. This means that the above Clearance Documents covers your prize any where in the World.

So because my prize is protected by a hardcover insurance policy (what the hell is that?), I can't get my winnings? Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Of course, the next message will undoubtedly ask me for some "fees" to cover the costs of these "Clearance Documents."

Perhaps, the Accredited Bank; Halifax Bank London will be contacting you in respect of your wining prize payment procedures into your designated Bank Account as instructed by Coca-Cola Company. Perhaps? I do not think that means what you think it means.

We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune and continue to patronize the Coca-Cola product.

Once again on behalf of members and staff of COCA-COLA, I say congratulations as you spend your great fortune. Call on receipt of this massage for further clarifications.

Yours Faithfully,

Dr. David Cameron
Head Proposition Officer

Coca Cola Great Promotion Award Britain, 2012


"Dah, now, Huck, what I tell you? -- what I tell you up dah on Jackson islan'? I tole you I got a hairy breas', en what's de sign un it; en I tole you I ben rich wunst, en gwineter to be rich agin en it's come true; en heah she is! Dah, now! doan' talk to me -- signs is signs, mine I tell you; en I knowed jis' 's well 'at I 'uz gwineter be rich agin as I's a-stannin' heah dis minute!"

Yassuh. I'ze gwineter be rich...

To be continued...
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For your attention only, I hope this email will get to you in good health, I wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to the total sum of (Six Million Three Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of my deceased client. Name now wit-head since this is my second letter to you. A regular mail was dispatched to you long ago but yet no reply from you. I am contacting you again because the instruction on the WILL TESTAMENT stipulates that this fund should be paid directly to you as the next of KIN to the inheritance funds. I request you to kindly acknowledge officially, enabling me file all necessary legal documents to the paying bank consultant firm for the urgent release of this inheritance funds to you with all legal judiciary support. Please send an acknowledgment email with your contact details and forwarding address to enable me process your inheritance. In return to your email i will give you all the details that you will need to claim the inheritance amount. Yours Truly, Harry Gow. Tel: +447 0319 99613.


When will it ever end?

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