Guess I won't ever go swimming in France

[theoldwolf]

Guys, do you care to swim in a public pool in France? Be prepared to show off your junk to the whole world.

"For reasons of hygiene," say the French, baggy trunks are disallowed - because they could harbor health-damaging contaminants. Only Speedos are permitted.

"Oui, et ta sœur?" says I. I'd eat uni before I'd get into a French pool if that's the case. Maybe I'd feel differently if... well, uh... oh, hqiz, never mind.

Comments

[marmoe.livejournal.com]

How about visiting a German sauna? ;-) You're expected to wear your birthday suit and only bring a towel to sit on.

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Been there, done that, and bought that T-shirt. Finnish ones too - aboard a finnish merchant marine vessel. Somehow, Saunas don't bother me. Especially since they're gender-specific.