You might be a libertarian...
You might be a Libertarian...
If you think 99 percent of politicians give the rest of them a bad name.
If you think taxes are ridiculously high.
If you think that the problem with civil servants is that too many of them are neither civil nor servants.
If someone asks you to take a urine test and you feel like telling them you'll give them a taste test.
If you think that there are way too many laws about way too many things.
If you believe in the Bill of Rights.
If you believe that no one should go to jail for smoking flowers.
If you believe that just about everything should be bought and sold on an open market except politicians.
If you you're glad you don't get all the government you pay for.
If you think the US Constitution is the only contract with America you need.
If you think the only gun permit you need is the Second Amendment.
If the only way you can tell a left-winger from a right-winger is by which one of their hands is in which one of your pockets.
If you think the left is too left and the right is just plain wrong.
If you think polluters should pay for the environmental damage they cause.
