2009-05-12

theoldwolf: (Default)
2009-05-12 12:35 am

For the benefit of those who wondered.

I posted this in a comment in [livejournal.com profile] alaskawolf's livejournal, but the scientific ramifications are significant, so I thought I'd cross-post it here. The folks preparing to fire up the Large Hadron Collider in September may want to take note of this - surely there's something they can glean from this anomaly that will help them in their work.

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It is a well-known and widely documented scientific fact that a chihuahua can occupy bed surface according to the following formula, such that x = Chihuahua body volume, and f(x) = area of bed space occupied

f(x) = 47x + 4.7x

I have verified these facts by personal experimentation over a period of several weeks, and expect to repeat the procedure as a control in the near future.