An open letter to Black and Decker

To whom it may concern:

I lack sufficient adjectives to describe my dissatisfaction with your keyless chuck electric drills. I've owned two in the last several years, and both have the same problem: they won't hold the hqiz jævla drill bit.

What good is a drill if the hqiz jævla thing just spins around the bit, regardless of how tight I try to crank the chuck down?

I can guarantee you I will never buy one of these hqiz jævla pieces of again until you start making cordless drills with a key again.

No love,
-Me