Design your own Hell
This cracked me up...
Barack Obama
Circle I Limbo
General asshats, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Spammers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Virus Writers
Circle IV Rolling Weights
Jerry Falwell, PETA Members
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Bernie Madoff, Nigerian Scammers
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Dick Cheney
Circle VII Burning Sands
Osama bin Laden
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Nancy Pelosi
Circle IX Frozen in Ice