Guess I won't ever go swimming in France

[theoldwolf]

Guys, do you care to swim in a public pool in France? Be prepared to show off your junk to the whole world.

"For reasons of hygiene," say the French, baggy trunks are disallowed - because they could harbor health-damaging contaminants. Only Speedos are permitted.

"Oui, et ta sœur?" says I. I'd eat uni before I'd get into a French pool if that's the case. Maybe I'd feel differently if... well, uh... oh, hqiz, never mind.

Comments

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

Monsieur! ze trunks are ok but we do not allow foreskinz 'ere. pliz, check it in at ze entrance. you can 'ave it when you go 'ome.....