The Acorn Bread Recipe

[theoldwolf]

Acorn Bread

To prepare acorn flour, see here

Scald:

1 C Milk

Add:

1 C Water
1 T Shortening or Lard
1 T Butter
2 T Sugar
1 T Salt

In a separate bowl, combine:

¼ C 105°-115° (F) Water
1 package active dry yeast

and let dissolve 3-5 minutes. Add the lukewarm milk mixture to the dissolved yeast.

Have ready:

6½ C Flour (white flour and acorn flour to taste)

Stir in 3 cups flour (use the acorn flour first), then work in remaining flour by kneading on a floured surface until smooth and elastic.

Place dough in greased bowl and cover, allow to rise in a warm place until double, at least 1 hour. Punch down, and if time permits, allow to double again. Turn out, divide into 2 loaves and let rest 5 minutes. Place in pans and again allow to rise until almost double in bulk.

Preheat oven to 450°. Bake loaves 10 minutes – reduce heat to 350° and bake 30 minutes longer. Test for doneness by turning out a loaf and thumping the bottom. If it sounds hollow, it’s done. If not, put it back in for a few more minutes. Remove loaves from pans at once and allow to cool on rack before storing.

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[tarinfirepelt.livejournal.com]

To prepare A.C.O.R.N. flour, see here

Scald: (Turn up the heat on the oppressive corporate infrastructure)

1 C Milk (The Liquid. Not the actions in the media to extract every drop of political blood from the victim of the day)

Add:

1 C Water (Spring Water so as to avoid the chemicals put in by the man)
1 T Shortening or Lard (Yeah. Lard to make us fat and unhealthy to exploit us for the profit of big farming.)
1 T Butter (Damn Cracker! Ain't the lard enough?)
2 T Sugar (Harvested by oppressed Caribbean minorities. Come sign a petition for free housing for them in the hood.)
1 T Salt (Yeah. You cracker cops all 'salt our rights all the time.)

In a separate bowl, combine: (You all have the minority bowl and the white bowl. Look in the other bowl you got.)

¼ C 105°-115° (F) Water
1 package active dry yeast

and let dissolve 3-5 minutes. Add the lukewarm milk mixture to the dissolved yeast.

(You give us water sugar and fat to make us fat. You mix water with things that make you rise. Its all inherent to the white man control of the system to keep us down.)

Have ready:

6½ C Flour (white flour and acorn flour to taste)

Stir in 3 cups flour (use the acorn flour first), then work in remaining flour by kneading on a floured surface until smooth and elastic.

Yeah! Have the white flower waiting till the ACORN four does all the work!

Place dough in greased bowl and cover, allow to rise in a warm place until double, at least 1 hour. (Hide us and make us breed our poverty.) Punch down, and if time permits, allow to double again. (What you always do when we get uppity!) Turn out, divide into 2 loaves and let rest 5 minutes. (Throw us a little break to ingratiate us to you.) Place in pans and again allow to rise until almost double in bulk. (We will rise though!)

Preheat oven to 450°. Bake loaves 10 minutes – reduce heat to 350° and bake 30 minutes longer. (Let the fires of change transform the community!) Test for doneness by turning out a loaf and thumping the bottom. (Turn you police out to whip our ass for challenging the system!) If it sounds hollow, it’s done. (Hit us on the head too!) If not, put it back in for a few more minutes. (RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING!) Remove loaves from pans at once and allow to cool on rack before storing. (Torture our ass till you throw us in the slammer and forget the key to repress our rage against the system...)

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Man does not live by bread alone. He needs a little politics...

[tarinfirepelt.livejournal.com]

I couldn't resist. ;) O=)