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A Heaven joke, gacked from fearciuil

A teacher dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter welcomes her and offers to show her around, an offer she enthusiastically accepts. So they begin the tour.

After a time, they come to a Victorian mansion.

“This is nice,” the teacher says. “Is this where I’m going to live?”

“No,” St. Peter responds, “this is where the doctors live.”

And so, they continue on. A time later, they come upon a modern, California-style mansion.

“This is nice,” the teacher says. “Is this where I’m going to live?”

“No,” St. Peter responds, “this is where the lawyers live.”

And so they continue on, through a beautiful wood full of beautiful wildflowers. Finally, they come to a quaint cottage with a thatched roof.

“Oh, this is nice!” the teacher says. “Is this where I’m going to live?”

“Yes,” St. Peter responds. “This is where the teachers live.”

And so they go inside, and the teacher begins to look around. She quickly notices that the cottage is very quiet.

“Where is everybody?” she asks. “Surely I’m not the only teacher to make it to Heaven!”

St. Peter replies, “No, we have lots of teachers. It’s just that today, they’re all in Hell at an inservice.”