The whole time I sat watching Transformers II, one thought kept running through my head: "This is an amazing amount of money to spend on such a stupid premise." I mean, I thought the little toys were cool back in the early 80's when I was buying them for my kids - vehicles that transformed into robots and back again. But a planet full of sentient robots that turn into cars and trucks? Um...
OK, well, now that I got past that little rant - and many other folks seem to have their own set of gripes about the film - I can move on to say that I thought this was a whale of an entertaining movie.
pablowapsi took the film to task for its lack of consistency and a host of other sins, and yeah - he's right about most of them. I mean, the film could just as well have been titled "Megan Fox's Lips" for all the glistening closeups they tried to provide. Still, some of the scenes were absolutely heart-stopping in their intensity, and I give gold stars and props to the CG guys and gals who did the work on the film.
There were characters I liked, characters I loved to hate, some slapstick, some nobility, some humor, big guns and many, many crashes and explosions - archetypical guy stuff. John Turturro was a crackup.
So certainly not a lot of substance, but a better ride than many roller coasters I've been on. And I got to see the previews for 2012, which took my breath away. I don't feel like I wasted my time or my money.