Morgan Spurlock set himself a challenge. He had to eat at McPuke's for 30 days, and at one point or another he had to eat everything on the menu. He documents his journey in
Supersize Me, and
Please Do Not Eat This BookWell, Mario's Café in Westhoughton, Bolton, UK has gone him one better. They offer a 5,000-calorie
English Breakfast consisting of 10 eggs, 10 sausages, 10 rashers of bacon, 10 slices of toast, five black pudding slices, tomatoes, mushrooms and baked beans. If you can eat it all in 20 minutes or less, you get it free. Now that's what I call eating "everything on the menu."
By Mogg's thermonuclear overhang, that is a
silly breakfast.

And don't skimp on the paté!
*Urp* 