Writer's Block: If these walls could talk

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I believe firmly in the concept of the immortality of our intelligence, but I don't believe that the souls of the dead hang around with nothing better to do than torment the living.

So, yes, I would - and especially if I got to live there for free. Free is always good. If my neighbors warned me that it was haunted, I'd think twice about my neighbor's gullibility, but that's about all.

Paranormal phenomena? Bah, humbug.