Nigerian scammer with worse spelling and grammar than usual

Oh, I feel "sheated" alright...

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From: "MRS.JONES BUDGET" <mrvanmary@cantv.net>
Subject: DEPOSITE AND SHIPMENT DETAILS:
To: undisclosed recipients:

CENTRAL BANK INTERNATIONAL,Central Heights Plot 87Ajose Adeogun Street,COTONOU BENIN REP:ATTN,PAYMENT NOTIFICATION:

Dear Beneficiary,

This messange is From CENTRAL BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC BENIN REPUBLIC to you who has unfinished transaction due to one or two things,we are here to inform you that we have decided to deposited your fund with DHL delivery service as means of ATM CARD for efficiently delivery to your destignation address.

We deposited your atm card with dhl because the ATM Card value of $2.5M has less few weeks to expire and when it expired you will lost the money,With that reason we decided to deposite the ATM Card so that dhl courier company will carry out the delivery process urgently as soon as you contacted them.

Be aware that the deposite fee and delivery fee of your atm card has been given to DHL management and the only money left for you to pay is their official fee which we tried to pay it but it is unfortunate that the manager of DHL said no because their official fee is $89.00 usd per day and if we pay the $89.00 usd to them while you did not contact in time then you will feel sheated.

DEPOSITE AND SHIPMENT DETAILS:
DATE OF DEPOSITE : 12/11/2011
CERTIFICATE DEPOSIT CODE SCTC/BUN/xxiv/-78/01
SHIPMENT CODE AWB 33XZS
PACKAGE REGISTERED CODE NO.XGT442
SECURITY CODE SCTC/2001DHX/567 /

So in that reasons we did not pay the official fee,you'r advised to contact the DHL immediately you received this mail and ask where to send the $89.00 usd only to them to avoid rising of their official fee.

Now you are advise to contact DHL Delivery Service with your Full Contact informations such as bellow:

Your full name...
Your country...
Phone Number..
Your Home Address....
Age/Sex...
Attach copy of your id.

Therefore,to enable dhl company deliver your ATM Card to your designated address without any hinderance.

Bellow is their Contact Informations,

Contact Person:MR.DANIEL ROLAND
DHL Delivery Service,
Email:.. info@www-dhl.tk)
Tel: +229-97823114.

Contact Today to avoid expireation of your atm card valued $2.5million usd.

Best Regards.
MRS.JONES BUDGET

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Stupid onioburus... Nobody really deserves to be scammed, but I have to say that anyone who responds to such a shoddy solicitation is operating out of sheer greed.

Bullying is prohibited... unless

From "This is True":

COMPLETELY PROHIBITED -- UNLESS: Matt Epling was incessantly bullied at MacDonald Middle School in East Lansing, Mich. His last day of eighth grade was the final straw: he was given a "Welcome to High School" beating. School officials did little, so his parents decided to go to the police. But fearing retribution from his bullies, Epling killed himself rather than tell the police what happened. In the nine years since, the state's Republican lawmakers would not let an anti-bullying law through, saying it would create a "protected class" of citizens: gays. Michigan is one of only three states without an anti-bullying law; meanwhile, "at least 10" more bullied students have committed suicide in the state. So this year, "Matt's Safe School Law" was finally put to vote in the Michigan Senate. According to the proposed law put forth by Republicans, torment is not bullying if "a sincerely held religious belief or moral conviction" is behind the bully's actions. The law specifically addresses "cyber bullying" -- but only if the bully uses "a device owned or under the control of a school district" -- not a student's own cell phone. Also, Republicans would only support the bill if it didn't require schools to report bullying, didn't have provisions for enforcement or teacher training, and did not hold school officials accountable for failing to act. With that, the bill passed -- 26 Republican votes in favor vs. 11 Democrats opposed. (RC/Detroit Free Press, Time) ... So if it's signed by the Republican governor, Michigan will still be one of three states without an anti-bullying law.

I weep for our country...