Writer's Block: ONTD Games Giveaway

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Why, that would be Duke Nukem. He'd be my bodyguard, to keep all my screaming fans under control. I'd send him to punish chuckleheaded politicians, crooked attorneys, and Nigerian bankers. And on the weekends, we'd get together with Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan for a rousing game of pinochle!


Hail to the king, baby!