For the Retail Staff

[theoldwolf]

Every store ought to have a sign like this on their door, and then do it.

Comments

[secoh.livejournal.com]

haha!
I wonder where that is. I've never heard that insult anywhere but here...

[marmoe.livejournal.com]

 
What, actually be back within 5 minutes?

* ducks and runs *

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

*hurls a 16-ton weight after the retreating gecko*

Hqiz! Missed! (oder, Mist!)

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

I've heard it in the U.S. before, tho not often.

Well, I approve the idea of warning people with a sign, but for the sake of others, I'd clean up the language.

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Ah, but then people would pay no attention. This sign is designed to penetrate the miniscule mentalities of the people most likely to offend.

[secoh.livejournal.com]

When you said you missed Marmoe I hadn't realized this is what you meant :-P
haha

[fearciuil.livejournal.com]

Bahahaha ... *applauds*

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Haha, thanks!

Make sure bayliss sees this...

[bayliss.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately as true as it is it would not fly at the Wally McWorld... The customer is always right even if they are wrong.

*sighs* I love my job. I love my job.

[marmoe.livejournal.com]

 
How about making 16-ton-weight-hurl an olympic discipline? I'd even help you with the training. :-)

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Stimmt. Wir müßten aber unsere Mannschafft aus Schottland erwählen... die haben schon Erlebnis damit.