Writer's Block: As the Cookie Crumbles

[theoldwolf]

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1) "Your fetish for rubber underwear will cause you great embarrassment in public."

2) "Dental work will be done poorly, and you will have to go back."

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[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

"We apologize for the inconvenience!" would be a good one as well...