Nutcracker as Action Adventure?

[theoldwolf]

alaskawolf pointed me to this website, which informs me that "New Line has picked up a pitch from Darren Lemke, the writer behind the studio's Bryan Singer project "Jack the Giant Killer," that reimagines the classic tale of "The Nutcracker and the Mouse King" as an action-adventure movie."

Oh, for the love of Mogg. What's next, this?

Sheesh...

Comments

[tarinfirepelt.livejournal.com]

Look at the bright side. Fools and their investment money will soon be parted...

[coyoty.livejournal.com]

HULK SPLASH!!!

If SyFy got hold of the property, they'd make it a modern update set years after the original with everything devolved into a dystopia, like they did with "Tin Man" and "Alice".