Writer's Block: Multilingual

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Aha. Finally a question that actually has meaning for me.

Native Language: English
Approaching native fluency: German, French, Italian
Can communicate easily: Spanish
Can communicate well enough to get thrown in jail: Gaeilge, Croatian, Japanese, Mandarin, Arabic
Can understand most basic conversation, read without a dictionary, and communicate at a basic level: Portuguese, Dutch, Romanian, Norwegian, Catalan, Esperanto
Can read with a dictionary: Danish, Swedish, Greek, Albanian, Bulgarian, Serbian
Currently studying: Hebrew
Have worked with and have very basic ability in: Turkish, Lingala
Would like to learn: Hindi/Urdu, Maltese, Russian

Another Day on the Farm

Up.
Fed Animals.
Made Pancakes and Eggs for breakfast groan Belch groan
Perform pressure test on Bath House piping.
Into Lewisburg for insulation, new PVC parts to replace cracked piping in bathhouse, fly strips, bee killer, and other sundries.
Back to farm. Fed Animals.
Had a snack, took a brief rest.
Continued repair on bath house.
Fed animals. Brought sheep back from pasture into paddock.
Walk dogs, find 5 cows and 1 calf. No new arrivals yet.
Boarding horse escapes into paddock and goes to visit local horses. Local stallion jumps fence to visit mare.
Get mare out of East field. All sheep escape into East field in process.
Lead local stallion back to his own pasture. Horse steps on foot. Ow.
Working in tandem, get all sheep back into paddock. Seven sheep step on feet. Ow.
Fetch Pigeon from Hell back from barn. Pigeon craps on hat. Normal procedure.
Go around and raise fences.
End of day.