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To the attention of:
SCF, LLC
1350 E. Flamingo Road, #700
Las Vegas, NV 89119
Dear Criminals:
Just a brief note to say that I and all other right-thinking Americans find your spamming activities to be annoying, offensive, rude, intrusive, obnoxious, immoral, and ignorant.
Your business address, clearly a mail drop, shows that you are probably a front for some illicit mob activity, as everyone knows Las Vegas is entirely peopled by criminals, and I can therefore clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
On behalf of America as a whole, I curse you and your enterprise with sickness and evil fortune. I place the evil eye upon you and all who work to promote your business. I curse your enterprise with failure. I curse your mail servers with cruft and hard disk crashes. I curse your utilities, that they will be plagued with constant service interruptions. I curse your offices, that they will be infested by cockroaches (oh wait, they already are.) I curse your bank accounts, that Nigerian Princes will empty them. I curse your attorneys, that they will be disbarred. I curse your vehicles, that their engines will burn out and their bodies will rust. I curse your mailing lists, that they will be filled with invalid addresses. I curse your accountants that they will be arrested for embezzlement. I curse you that you will spend countless years in a dank, rat-infested Turkish prison. I curse you and all that you stand for with black powder, bad juju and eternal misfortune, by the power of Olumba Olumba Obu.
Try working for a living instead of filling people’s mailboxes with unwanted and misleading communications. You are, in short, drones and a plague on society.
Most disrespectfully yours,
John Q. Public
PS: Please forward this letter to Agile Media in Wilmington, DE and Fusemind in Wyoming. They are equally repugnant, and you'll be seeing each other in Hell.
Yes, this is negative energy. I choose to step into "Victim" for the 10 minutes it took me to compose and post this. Now I'm happy again.
SCF, LLC
1350 E. Flamingo Road, #700
Las Vegas, NV 89119
Dear Criminals:
Just a brief note to say that I and all other right-thinking Americans find your spamming activities to be annoying, offensive, rude, intrusive, obnoxious, immoral, and ignorant.
Your business address, clearly a mail drop, shows that you are probably a front for some illicit mob activity, as everyone knows Las Vegas is entirely peopled by criminals, and I can therefore clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
On behalf of America as a whole, I curse you and your enterprise with sickness and evil fortune. I place the evil eye upon you and all who work to promote your business. I curse your enterprise with failure. I curse your mail servers with cruft and hard disk crashes. I curse your utilities, that they will be plagued with constant service interruptions. I curse your offices, that they will be infested by cockroaches (oh wait, they already are.) I curse your bank accounts, that Nigerian Princes will empty them. I curse your attorneys, that they will be disbarred. I curse your vehicles, that their engines will burn out and their bodies will rust. I curse your mailing lists, that they will be filled with invalid addresses. I curse your accountants that they will be arrested for embezzlement. I curse you that you will spend countless years in a dank, rat-infested Turkish prison. I curse you and all that you stand for with black powder, bad juju and eternal misfortune, by the power of Olumba Olumba Obu.
Try working for a living instead of filling people’s mailboxes with unwanted and misleading communications. You are, in short, drones and a plague on society.
Most disrespectfully yours,
John Q. Public
PS: Please forward this letter to Agile Media in Wilmington, DE and Fusemind in Wyoming. They are equally repugnant, and you'll be seeing each other in Hell.
Yes, this is negative energy. I choose to step into "Victim" for the 10 minutes it took me to compose and post this. Now I'm happy again.
