An Open Letter to the worst of the Spammers

[theoldwolf]

To the attention of:

SCF, LLC
1350 E. Flamingo Road, #700
Las Vegas, NV 89119

Dear Criminals:

Just a brief note to say that I and all other right-thinking Americans find your spamming activities to be annoying, offensive, rude, intrusive, obnoxious, immoral, and ignorant.

Your business address, clearly a mail drop, shows that you are probably a front for some illicit mob activity, as everyone knows Las Vegas is entirely peopled by criminals, and I can therefore clearly not choose the wine in front of you.

On behalf of America as a whole, I curse you and your enterprise with sickness and evil fortune. I place the evil eye upon you and all who work to promote your business. I curse your enterprise with failure. I curse your mail servers with cruft and hard disk crashes. I curse your utilities, that they will be plagued with constant service interruptions. I curse your offices, that they will be infested by cockroaches (oh wait, they already are.) I curse your bank accounts, that Nigerian Princes will empty them. I curse your attorneys, that they will be disbarred. I curse your vehicles, that their engines will burn out and their bodies will rust. I curse your mailing lists, that they will be filled with invalid addresses. I curse your accountants that they will be arrested for embezzlement. I curse you that you will spend countless years in a dank, rat-infested Turkish prison. I curse you and all that you stand for with black powder, bad juju and eternal misfortune, by the power of Olumba Olumba Obu.

Try working for a living instead of filling people’s mailboxes with unwanted and misleading communications. You are, in short, drones and a plague on society.

Most disrespectfully yours,

John Q. Public

PS: Please forward this letter to Agile Media in Wilmington, DE and Fusemind in Wyoming. They are equally repugnant, and you'll be seeing each other in Hell.

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Yes, this is negative energy. I choose to step into "Victim" for the 10 minutes it took me to compose and post this. Now I'm happy again.

Comments

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

Eh... is that really the place to quote Vizzini in educated fool mode?

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Everything is allowed in mockery...

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

*Makes two finger anti hex gesture*
Cluches Reynardine plushie for protection, too....

[carlfoxmarten]

Definitely a plague, though I'm not sure about them being drones.
Drones implies mindless subordination, while they've been getting rather smart in the last couple of years.
Though I suppose the botnets they create for mass-sending would qualify...

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

In this context, drone is equivalent to scumbag or perp.

SPAMMERS OUT OF 1350 E FLAMINGO RD-#700-LAS VEGAS NV~SLF, LLC

[hawkeye (from livejournal.com)]

HawkBros&Allies are fighting to End Legal Fraud and Judicial Moral Turpitude in Clark County Nevada. ImpeccableDiligence came across your post after trailing some e-mail hacking on a case. THANK YOU FOR PUTTING A CALL OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE ABOUT HOW EVIL IS REAL IN THE WORLD AND IT CAN END UP IN YOUR E-MAIL BOX AND CONSEQUENTLY INFILTRATE YOUR LIFE. No surprise that this kind of spamming is happening today (05/15/2012)and out of this same address,given what we know on another case brewing in the background in Clark County Nevada and specific agents who have historically --- for more than over a decade --- been the "BrewMasters". So happy to know you are out there and giving a Universal Response to this energy.
With Peace
HawkEye
End Legal Fraud and Judicial Moral Turpitude in Clark County Nevada

Re: SPAMMERS OUT OF 1350 E FLAMINGO RD-#700-LAS VEGAS NV~SLF, LLC

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Sorry it took me a while to respond, thanks for your hard work and kind words. Down with scumbags!

did you get a response

[sissyswiss (from livejournal.com)]

Did you mail it? Did it help?

Re: did you get a response

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Yes, I mailed it; no, I got no response; and yes... It helped me feel better! :)

and the address is . . . .

[me112233.livejournal.com]

The address is for a box at the UPS Store, located at 1350 E Flamingo. Also, the business, while using the LLC moniker at the end of its name, is NOT legit at all, as it is not registered with the Nevada Secretary of State (as all LLC's are required to do).