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Coca Cola Award - Part II
Mar. 16th, 2012 08:44 amSo in my previous post, I documented a scam solicitation from some flea-bitten camel-raper in Nigeria. Here's what I sent them back:
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:10:22 -0600
To: cocacolalondon@shqiptar.eu (Notice the Albanian email address)
Subject: Re: CONGRATULATION! COCA COLA GREAT BRITAIN LONDON.
Oh wow, this is exciting. Please send me my winnings at once!
1. Full Name: Christian D. Sanders
2. Contact Address: 850 Bryant St., #525 San Francisco, CA 94103 (San Francisco Police Department)
3. Email Address: bitteboquette@devnull.com
4. Marital Status: Polygamist
5. Occupation: Restaurant Inspector
6. Age: 49
7. Sex: Male
8. Nationality: Jovian
9. Mobile Number: 415-553-1527
10. Amount won (in figure): £500,000.00 GBP
11: Network Operator: AT&T
12. A copy of your id or passport: Attached below
Aaand here's what I got today:
COCA-COLA GREAT BRITAIN LONDON
PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD
1 Queen Caroline Street
Hammer smith
London
W6 9HQ
Date: 03/16/2012.
TEL: +44 7035939689
Batch No: CK-RDD-186UK
Ref No: UK/9420X2/68
Attention: Mr. Christian D. Sanders,
This is to bring to your notice that your prize has been approved for payment and you will be receiving your prize through our paying Bank, Halifax Bank; London. However, our office has sent a signal to the paying Bank for your payment which includes your information’s sent. Sent a signal with the information's - awesome grammar there, Mr. Cameron.
Therefore, upon the Bank communication with you, you will need to register your package with the Government of Britain before your fund can be approved by the Ministry of Finance for transfer to your personal account you shall be providing to the Bank. Once the fund is transferred to your account, one of our officers will proceed to your home address for documentations and also have a photograph with you for further advertisement. Wow. They're sending someone all the way from England to take my picture.
Your package contains all of the followings: - The followings, hm?
i) Demand Draft
ii) Official Winning Certificate
iii) Affidavit of Claims Eligibility
iv) Other Covering Documents
Note that your prize is protected by a hardcover insurance policy under BRITISH INSURANCE CORPORATION, which makes it impossible to receive your due amount from the Bank. This means that the above Clearance Documents covers your prize any where in the World.
So because my prize is protected by a hardcover insurance policy (what the hell is that?), I can't get my winnings? Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Of course, the next message will undoubtedly ask me for some "fees" to cover the costs of these "Clearance Documents."
Perhaps, the Accredited Bank; Halifax Bank London will be contacting you in respect of your wining prize payment procedures into your designated Bank Account as instructed by Coca-Cola Company. Perhaps? I do not think that means what you think it means.
We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune and continue to patronize the Coca-Cola product.
Once again on behalf of members and staff of COCA-COLA, I say congratulations as you spend your great fortune. Call on receipt of this massage for further clarifications.
Yours Faithfully,
Dr. David Cameron
Head Proposition Officer
Coca Cola Great Promotion Award Britain, 2012
"Dah, now, Huck, what I tell you? -- what I tell you up dah on Jackson islan'? I tole you I got a hairy breas', en what's de sign un it; en I tole you I ben rich wunst, en gwineter to be rich agin en it's come true; en heah she is! Dah, now! doan' talk to me -- signs is signs, mine I tell you; en I knowed jis' 's well 'at I 'uz gwineter be rich agin as I's a-stannin' heah dis minute!"
Yassuh. I'ze gwineter be rich...
To be continued...
Date: Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:10:22 -0600
To: cocacolalondon@shqiptar.eu (Notice the Albanian email address)
Subject: Re: CONGRATULATION! COCA COLA GREAT BRITAIN LONDON.
Oh wow, this is exciting. Please send me my winnings at once!
1. Full Name: Christian D. Sanders
2. Contact Address: 850 Bryant St., #525 San Francisco, CA 94103 (San Francisco Police Department)
3. Email Address: bitteboquette@devnull.com
4. Marital Status: Polygamist
5. Occupation: Restaurant Inspector
6. Age: 49
7. Sex: Male
8. Nationality: Jovian
9. Mobile Number: 415-553-1527
10. Amount won (in figure): £500,000.00 GBP
11: Network Operator: AT&T
12. A copy of your id or passport: Attached below
Aaand here's what I got today:
COCA-COLA GREAT BRITAIN LONDON
PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD
1 Queen Caroline Street
Hammer smith
London
W6 9HQ
Date: 03/16/2012.
TEL: +44 7035939689
Batch No: CK-RDD-186UK
Ref No: UK/9420X2/68
Attention: Mr. Christian D. Sanders,
This is to bring to your notice that your prize has been approved for payment and you will be receiving your prize through our paying Bank, Halifax Bank; London. However, our office has sent a signal to the paying Bank for your payment which includes your information’s sent. Sent a signal with the information's - awesome grammar there, Mr. Cameron.
Therefore, upon the Bank communication with you, you will need to register your package with the Government of Britain before your fund can be approved by the Ministry of Finance for transfer to your personal account you shall be providing to the Bank. Once the fund is transferred to your account, one of our officers will proceed to your home address for documentations and also have a photograph with you for further advertisement. Wow. They're sending someone all the way from England to take my picture.
Your package contains all of the followings: - The followings, hm?
i) Demand Draft
ii) Official Winning Certificate
iii) Affidavit of Claims Eligibility
iv) Other Covering Documents
Note that your prize is protected by a hardcover insurance policy under BRITISH INSURANCE CORPORATION, which makes it impossible to receive your due amount from the Bank. This means that the above Clearance Documents covers your prize any where in the World.
So because my prize is protected by a hardcover insurance policy (what the hell is that?), I can't get my winnings? Oh, that makes a lot of sense. Of course, the next message will undoubtedly ask me for some "fees" to cover the costs of these "Clearance Documents."
Perhaps, the Accredited Bank; Halifax Bank London will be contacting you in respect of your wining prize payment procedures into your designated Bank Account as instructed by Coca-Cola Company. Perhaps? I do not think that means what you think it means.
We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune and continue to patronize the Coca-Cola product.
Once again on behalf of members and staff of COCA-COLA, I say congratulations as you spend your great fortune. Call on receipt of this massage for further clarifications.
Yours Faithfully,
Dr. David Cameron
Head Proposition Officer
Coca Cola Great Promotion Award Britain, 2012
"Dah, now, Huck, what I tell you? -- what I tell you up dah on Jackson islan'? I tole you I got a hairy breas', en what's de sign un it; en I tole you I ben rich wunst, en gwineter to be rich agin en it's come true; en heah she is! Dah, now! doan' talk to me -- signs is signs, mine I tell you; en I knowed jis' 's well 'at I 'uz gwineter be rich agin as I's a-stannin' heah dis minute!"
Yassuh. I'ze gwineter be rich...
To be continued...
