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theoldwolf ([personal profile] theoldwolf) wrote2010-04-16 12:40 pm
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Writer's Block: I'm the taxman, yeah!

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Pay your taxes with a smile, they say. I'd love to, but they insist on cash.

[identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
There was a fellow who paid a fine Seagoon style with a photograph of the money....
The old bill sent a photograph of a pair of handcuffs back by return.
He paid....

[identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
Wasn't he first caught by a speed camera so they sent him a photo of his car speeding?

[identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com 2010-04-17 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Oi tink yor roight dere.....
Oi gots done for a box junction violation ...3pm Christmas Eve so nerts to you operator 59....

I got a merry christmas happy new year pay up or it's double letter with two excellent pix, a general view and a close up of my registration number.
It's legal if immoral and it makes them fat....
gotta pay, so may as well pay with a smile.

[identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
IN GOD WE TRUST
everyone else pays cash up front or nuffin' doin'

[identity profile] deckardcanine.livejournal.com 2010-04-16 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Where I live? D.C. has a notorious bitter slogan about that....
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[personal profile] carlfoxmarten 2010-04-17 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad you can't pay it with a cheque written on anything any more...