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Pay your taxes with a smile, they say. I'd love to, but they insist on cash.

Date: 2010-04-16 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com
There was a fellow who paid a fine Seagoon style with a photograph of the money....
The old bill sent a photograph of a pair of handcuffs back by return.
He paid....

Date: 2010-04-17 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dewhitton.livejournal.com
Wasn't he first caught by a speed camera so they sent him a photo of his car speeding?

Date: 2010-04-17 11:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com
Oi tink yor roight dere.....
Oi gots done for a box junction violation ...3pm Christmas Eve so nerts to you operator 59....

I got a merry christmas happy new year pay up or it's double letter with two excellent pix, a general view and a close up of my registration number.
It's legal if immoral and it makes them fat....
gotta pay, so may as well pay with a smile.

Date: 2010-04-16 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com
IN GOD WE TRUST
everyone else pays cash up front or nuffin' doin'

Date: 2010-04-16 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deckardcanine.livejournal.com
Where I live? D.C. has a notorious bitter slogan about that....

Date: 2010-04-17 01:31 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] carlfoxmarten
Too bad you can't pay it with a cheque written on anything any more...

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