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One of the worst Nigerian scam letters I've seen.



Attention,


We have been receiving several complain from citizen of US for their unclaimed Award/Prize winning and Inheritance fund that have been pending for long by the Government of Nigeria and their agency but with the help of our specialist invited from US we have been able to find out why your unclaimed and payment have been delayed.

1. It has get to our notice that you have been dealing with wrong people who parade themselves as government agency. 2. You have not been able to meet up with the required document or fee to process your claim. 3. Due to your dormant attitude and negligence your fund was transferred to Government Bursary.

Right now we have concluded with the official bank handing the transfer of your fund to bring down all the required fees so you can be able to met up to their demand for the transfer of your fund to you. And we going to investigate the transaction to make sure that it follow legal procedure to avoid leading you to trouble when the fund finally get to your account.

All the document needed will be obtain and process by us and we will endorse on it on your behalf to make sure that your interest is protected for security reason, so be rest assure that with us your fund will be release to you soonest as soon as you met up with the fee needed.

After our investigation and meeting with the Director of the CBN we agree that you have to pay for the this little charges before the transfer/delivery will commence is because of our intervention they cut the charges down to $45.00usd;

1. VAT: $45.00usd


I want you to know that the fee is very little than what it is suppose to be due to our influence and intervention in this transaction the fees was cut down to $45.00sd and with this you are assured of the release of your fund to you once you come up with it.

Thanks and God bless you.


Mr. Richard Leo.
Secretary to the Consular,
United State Of America Embassy.
Abuja,Nigeria.

Date: 2012-11-21 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] deckardcanine.livejournal.com
I don't know whether to share your aggravation or just snicker.

Date: 2012-11-22 10:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thefoxaroo.livejournal.com
I take it you gave them one of your carefully-worded replies?

Date: 2012-11-24 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] r-caton.livejournal.com
Where would we be without our merry little friends and their influence?

As soon as they learn better English they join our investment banks as traders....

Ye banks that brays of bonny doom....

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