theoldwolf | Coat of Arms - Order of the Couch

Much back-and-forth over at The Confusion Couch about a coat of arms, a motto, something that will represent our camaraderie and flights of fancy.

Bmonk has given us a crest to work with; his description: "Black shield with a white couch, and a jagged green border. Above the couch a gold star. Green = Pibgorn’s color for her world. Jagged border (“dancetty”) for the dance of the fairies, but also to indicate confusion. Black for the darkness of the confused surrounding the couch, and also for the faithfulness of the couch crew despite being in the dark. The gold star for the “favorites”, but also for the enlightenment that eventually comes to us."

I took the liberty of gussying it up a bit, with a cauldron for a helm, signifying all the good recipes we share, and Pib and Dru rampant, because I like to look at them. So there. No other reason. Motto: Omnes me confundit - "Everything confuses me".

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Once we have something that everyone is either pleased with or can live with, I'm going to see what can be done about formalizing it.

Ready? Go!

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Story Teller again. I rather like the helm that looks like it has threes charlies on it, but that's just me. Naw, loose the hat/helm as they are too well connected with specific story arcs, the cookpot is sufficient, though perhaps put that below the couch in the room made by the scaled back border. If we must have hat/helm, perhaps the fedora is the more universal symbol from the most story arcs, but I like the Black Knights helm just because it is more canon. I also like the dual color scheme on the border and, yes, once you pointed it out, the position of the legs is absolutely perfect! Perhaps a squirrel peaking out from the left side of the couch and the right side disappearing into infinity...? Yeah, that might be difficult to do.

The motto: the only problem is that while we are almost all always confused about something, we are not confused by *everything.* That is why I thought something more generic and to the point like "I am so confused!" would be better

The legs of the Romans may be bony (leges romanorum boni sunt) sed latina mea tam bona quam Macaronica mea non est... Help! bmonk or other real Latin scholars, we need someone to transtuli "I am so confused". (Who says words have to be raped from the participle, anyway? I'm sticking up for the perfect!)

[The anonymous armchair Latinist -- Again]

The only translations of "I'm sooooo confused" that come to mind change according to the gender of the sex of the speaker. Does heraldry care about such? Or does it just default to the masculine?

Confusissimus sum (I am soooooo confused (Confusissima for a lady speaker))

Tantus confundor (I am sooooo confused (Tanta for a lady))

Ooooooh -- Pluralize it, which defaults to the masculine for mixed-sex groups:

Confusissimi sumus
Tanti confundimur
(We are soooo confused)

Another singular variant could be Sic confundor -- Sic does not mean so-as-in-sooooooo, rather so-as-in-thus (Thus, I am confused), but it does cognate nicely with the English "sick", which might not be undesireable.

(To be honest, I am not certain about the formation of confusissimus -- I just followed the regular rule for the formation of the superlative from the adjective/participle, but all of those s's make me wonder if I am forgetting some exceptional rule about sibilants?)

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