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Writer's Block: A Conspiracy of Beards
Nov. 3rd, 2008 05:38 pm[Error: unknown template qotd]
When God passed out facial hair, I think I must have been playing Duke Nukem 3D. At 16, I was still smoother than an android's bottom. If I tried to grow a beard, it would look like Lao Fu Zi's foot-long, three-hair job. Post-armageddon is about the only way my face would go au naturel.
When God passed out facial hair, I think I must have been playing Duke Nukem 3D. At 16, I was still smoother than an android's bottom. If I tried to grow a beard, it would look like Lao Fu Zi's foot-long, three-hair job. Post-armageddon is about the only way my face would go au naturel.
