theoldwolf

... who gacked it from a huge lineup of others.

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — no
Been arrested? — no
Kissed someone you didn't like? — no
Slept in until 5 PM? — no
Fallen asleep at work/school? — regularly
Held a snake? — yes
Ran a red light? — Never on purpose
Been suspended from school? — yes, I'm evil
Experienced love at first sight? — no
Totaled your car in an accident? — no
Been fired from a job? — yes
Fired somebody? — yes. It's worse than being fired
Sung karaoke? — no
Pointed a gun at someone? — no
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — all the time
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — no
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — yes
Kissed in the rain? — no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes.
Saw someone die? — yes
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — yes
Smoked a cigar? — yes. Disgusting
Sat on a rooftop? — yes
Smuggled something into another country? — yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — no
Broken a bone? — Ribs. Ow
Skipped school? — Yes, but not very often
Eaten a bug? — Yes. Chocolate covered bees.
Sleepwalked? — yes. Unsettling
Walked on a moonlit beach? — yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — yes
Dumped someone? — No
Forgotten your anniversary? — Never. Fat lot of good it did me...
Lied to avoid a ticket? — no
Ridden in a helicopter? — no
Shaved your head? — no
Blacked out from drinking? — yes
Played a prank on someone? — yes
Hit a home run? — yes
Felt like killing someone? — Every time I get behind the wheel
Cross-dressed? —No
Been falling-down drunk? — yes
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Uh. Never on purpose...
Eaten snake? — no
Marched/Protested? — yes
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — Yes
Puked on an amusement ride? — Came bloody close in Prater Park...
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — yes
Been in a band? — no
Knitted? — yes
Been on TV? — yes
Shot a gun? — yes
Skinny-dipped? — yes
Given someone stitches? — no
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No, but I've had hotter things
Ridden a surfboard? — Tried...
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — yes
Had surgery? — Only minor
Streaked? — no
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — no
Tripped on mushrooms? — no
Passed out when NOT drinking? — no
Peed on a bush? — What do you think the outdoors is for?
Donated Blood? — Over 5 gallons and counting...
Grabbed electric fence? — no
Eaten alligator meat? — no
Eaten cheesecake? — groan belch groan
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — Only what they gave me
Killed an animal when not hunting? — Yes, for compassionate reasons
Peed your pants in public? — yes - was 5 years old. Very traumatic.
Snuck Sneaked into a movie without paying? — Yes, but only after paying for entry into another feature
Written graffiti? — no
Still love someone you shouldn't? — I will always love the mother of my children, even though our relationship didn't work out. You don't love someone for almost 30 years and let that go easily.
Think about the future? — yes
Been in handcuffs? — no
Believe in love? — yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Switch occasionally