Fake memory meme - stolen from Coyoty

[theoldwolf]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

Comments

[sleepyjohn00.livejournal.com]

We will have to do the Book Fair again next time, although it would be beyond all hope to score another first-edition S. Morgenstern. And we shall do Indian, so that I can curry your favor with your favorite curry. By the way, I still insist that was a Saluki, there's no such thing as a 'sports giraffe'.

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

Ah, pale ales we loved, beside the Shalimar....they renamed the place the Spirit of Enquiry since everyone who came out would insist on bringing up something else... Do you remember that evening when you gave that fantastic karaoke parody of "Wonderwall" and Gallagher himself was in the audience? No sense of humour but a devilish right hook as I recall...he stole it off a seacaptain he'd met selling DVDs....
Did you ever get those front teeth fixed? must be useful chewing while swallowing....

Ah, GOOD TIMES.

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

You guys are both completely barking... ;^)

[secoh.livejournal.com]

Hey, remember the time we came across a fair and they had a charity "Iron Stomach" event? We were shaking our heads at the crazy idea until we realised the food the contestants had to eat was just haggis followed by spoonfuls of Vegemite? We were lords to that crowd that day!

Mind you, spoonfuls of Vegemite is hard work for even a veteran eater, I don't think I ever mentioned the 4 litres of water I had to have afterwards...

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

Well, you got to remember that old cellular chemistry axiom, "salt follows water." Eating a jar of vegemite, at 37.9 moles of H20 per spoonful, equals... let's see... well, more than I'd like to drink.