Fake memory meme - stolen from Coyoty

[theoldwolf]

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often or ever) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.

It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your LJ and see what your friends come up with.

Comments

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

Ah, pale ales we loved, beside the Shalimar....they renamed the place the Spirit of Enquiry since everyone who came out would insist on bringing up something else... Do you remember that evening when you gave that fantastic karaoke parody of "Wonderwall" and Gallagher himself was in the audience? No sense of humour but a devilish right hook as I recall...he stole it off a seacaptain he'd met selling DVDs....
Did you ever get those front teeth fixed? must be useful chewing while swallowing....

Ah, GOOD TIMES.

[ccdesan.livejournal.com]

You guys are both completely barking... ;^)