Scam: Psychic Healing Training Course

[theoldwolf]

PO Box 103, Brooklyn, NY 11230

"Dear Beyonder, this is the most important letter of your life."

Well, it appears that I have massive psychic powers - I can heal people with a mere touch - but I'm not using these to best effect. $50.00 for their Psychic Healing Training Course will set things all to rights.

I am tempted to send back a note that says, "Thank you for your kind offer. I have hidden $50.00 somewhere within the confines of Manhattan Island. Since you are masters of Psychic Forces, locating it should present no problem. Please send my course posthaste."

Excuse me for being skeptical...

Comments

[dhlawrence.livejournal.com]

Forget being a psychic, if you can cure with a touch that makes you the King of France!

[deckardcanine.livejournal.com]

Do it! XD

[mermaidstitcher.livejournal.com]

I love reading your blog. You get the most interesting/amussing spam and con artists.

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

I want to hear what they say back!

[torakiyoshi.livejournal.com]

Just had another fun idea:

"Dear sirs,
Thank you for agreeing that I have psychic abilities. However, they are more well-honed than you think; by casting my vision onto your letter, I can see that I will get nothing from you, while you enjoy a night on the town at my expense. Therefore, I will save myself the effort by not sending you the money. Please enjoy your night on the town, and pretend it was from me."

[coyoty.livejournal.com]

You're the Beyonder? You should bill Marvel Comics for royalties, then.