theoldwolf

PO Box 103, Brooklyn, NY 11230

"Dear Beyonder, this is the most important letter of your life."

Well, it appears that I have massive psychic powers - I can heal people with a mere touch - but I'm not using these to best effect. $50.00 for their Psychic Healing Training Course will set things all to rights.

I am tempted to send back a note that says, "Thank you for your kind offer. I have hidden $50.00 somewhere within the confines of Manhattan Island. Since you are masters of Psychic Forces, locating it should present no problem. Please send my course posthaste."

Excuse me for being skeptical...