By Mogg's unobtainium claws! Tonight while slicing cheese for my supper, I managed to take a piece of skin about the size of a dime off my knuckle. Hurt like a bean sĂdhe and bled like a stuck pig. Hqiz, that slicer was sharp. 
The sandwich was good, though. Now if my finger would just stop throbbing...

The sandwich was good, though. Now if my finger would just stop throbbing...